Who is Piotrek Gibowicz?

This is the question asked by the greatest philosophers of the mankind from centuries. They still have no answer.

Piotrek hates people who talk about themselves in third person except himself of course.

When Piotrek has some free time... or a couple of free months – he packs a toothbrush, a photo camera, his wife and start travelling. One day when he had two free months he hitch-hiked around Ireland and Scotland. After that for almost 5 months he travelled overland from Poland to India. It’s some kind of hobby.

Piotrek is a professional in almost everything he does. He’s an amateur only when making movies with his friends from the independent group of filmmakers - DDN.

Once a week Piotrek plays the lottery. If he ever wins he’ll get on his best friend’s nerves.

Piotrek’s main job is photography. His second job is Ninja… but, hush! That allows him to take photos quickly and unnoticeably. He can also remove unwanted guests quietly.

What it’s all about?

What’s up with ME?
It’s all because I love photography ...and a wedding cake.

What’s up with YOU?
You are looking for a photographer.

To sum up – what’s up with US?
It’s all about me taking elegant, unique, exclusive, professional, original and with a little bit of kick-ass-ness photos of you. It’s about you telling me if I can eat the wedding cake...
The thing is that every precious moment of this day needs to be spicy and juicy and my photos will show it.
It’s all about me taking such snaps that when you ever think of getting divorced (and believe it’ll happen sooner or later) no court will give it to you with my photos!

Let’s get down to business. Price for standard offer is up to you + VAT– not less than 2000 PLN thought. For that price you will get:
1. Photo documentary from a whole day of your wedding. Photo session on the same day is included.
2. DVD – with no less than 350 pictures in full resolution.
3. Professional photobook or a picture album.
4. Your private web gallery for a year.

A wedding through two lenses: there can be two of us which gives us more cameras, more opportunities, more unique shots - in a nut shell: more good photos. Prices starts at 3000 PLN. Ask for details.

Photo session on another day: it can be wedding, engagement or any other photo session. It’s no less than 50 photos. The price is 500 PLN.

Sometimes though I’m like a goldfish, Aladdin lamp or a winning lottery ticket and I do fulfill other photography wishes. The price is individually set.

I rent an old VW Beattle 1303 ’73. The ride to the florist for decoration, wedding, reception, photo session plus a witty and unforgettable talk to the chauffeur costs 400 PLN.

Finally, and extra offer, if I take your wedding photos I grant a discount of 10%, Ok let it be 11%, with the next husband/wife.

 

- Unfortunately I have a wife and a child.

- Ooo....ok, call me or ask me via e-mail.

- Unfortunately.

- Two big black ones with Canon logo on them.

- Enough to enjoy.

- No. I drank more than I should in the good old days.

- No. But he can: WeselaHD.

- Only if I have to. Fulloffun is much better choice.

- Usually...

- No. Normally it’s my wife.

- Yes.

- With a heavy heart.



 

FAQ

Are you taken?

What we meant was: are you free on our wedding date?

Are you handsome?

What kind of cameras do you use?

How many pictures do you take at a wedding?

Do you drink alcohol at a reception?

Can you make a film from our wedding?

Can you take formal photos with guests?

Is one piece of wedding cake enough?

Do you write all that bullshit on your website by yourself?

Do you ever answer „yes” to questions?

Do you give any discounts?


Other questions I’ll be happy to answer via e-mail.